LUMON INDUSTRIES PRESENTS A SANCTIONED DINING EXPERIENCE

Chef and I are huge fans of the Apple TV show, Severance. So, here we go...

OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM 

From: The Board Re: Culinary Enlightenment Initiative

Esteemed Guests,

The Board is pleased to announce a revolutionary dining experience that celebrates the pioneering spirit of Kier Eagan and the refined values of Lumon Industries. This carefully vetted and compliance-approved gastronomic journey has been designed to showcase the perfect harmony between corporate dedication and culinary excellence.

SECURITY NOTICE: This event has been certified by the Lumon Board of Ethics and Corporate Security. All dishes have been screened for unauthorized emotional responses and unapproved revelations.